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Welcome to Chapter Two

Sponsoring This Missile Giveaway:

Abraxis: for support
Vorpal Bunny: for Ionia Artwork and support
Lithium: for beta testing
Illegal Operator: for hints on how to make patches more macho and crispy in milk
Osmin Suguitan: for creating this Read Me, writing the patcher, and the Liver and Pepperoni Pizza

Ones Who Leached From This Giveaway:

You!

Known Leaks in the Tank:

The darn game insists on lowering the amount of missiles every time you advance a level, so, if anyone wants to go for patching the application... go for it... I've got better things to do.

Better Things to Do:

Work
Eating
Sleeping
Going to a Jazz Concert
Eating
Playing with my...   computer.
Listening to Desefinado by Stan Getz
Going to the Beach
Going to Disneyland for Pleasure
Flirting with Disneyland Waitresses/Hostesses (ooo, la, la!)
Eating
Eating
Eating
and making stuff to Eat

Please Re-Distribute This Cheater

This cheater is freeware. Just do it. Do whatever you want, except alter it and stuff like that... Oh, and make sure this very sacred text goes wherever this cheater goes. Promise? Another thing... you may put this on your CD-ROM as long as you send me a copy of it. 
Snail Mail address:

Osmin Suguitan
Box 386
La Verne, CA 91750-0386

What To Do If You Blow Up While Using EMPTY:

Bring all complaints to me in person, where, I will listen to you, then laugh and jeer at you until you leave. The makers of this patcher, this Read Me, the Macintosh Interface, and my mother, are not responsible for any damages done while engaging in thier use. And, because it is free, the amount we are liable is the amount that THE AUTHOR has charged you to use it... which is NOTHING. So go eat your beans.


Well... GO EAT YOUR BEANS!